Tuesday, March 4, 2008

American Idol Recap

American Idol night for us is pretty dang exciting if I do say so myself. We get the kiddies in bed, start the fire, and of course, fast forward through the commercials and Cheesy Chikezie. Tonight as we watched, I laughed and laughed at how funny Travis and I are. Yes, I know it sounds as though I am "tooting my own horn" (as people say). But we are hilarious in my eyes at least. We are meaner than Simon Cowell, and I am thinking that maybe they should have us on as guest judges...

So a recap for tonight.


Luke Menard: You might be saying "who is Luke Menard?" As well you should be. I will be hoping that he goes home. Tonight he sang "Jitterbug". My advice to you Luke, Never pick a song that automatically makes me think of the best scene in Zoolander. Boo.

David Archuletta: I jumped on this bandwagon long ago. I love this kid. He is just so cute and nerdy but he sings brilliantly. And I could listen to his goofy laugh all day long!
Danny Noriega: You are TMTH. Really. But aren't his lips beautiful? I wont cry when he leaves.

David Cook: Tonight he did great, and when he was done Travis and I both were bummed. He just bugs us, and we were not happy that he did so good. Does that make us bad people? David, you can sing, but your hair is just soooo ugly. There, I said it. I feel as though it is a combo mullet/combover. You should change that. I will say that I really thought he sounded great tonight, and I will try to adjust my attitude, but I hope he tries to change his hair.
Michael Johns: I'm on the fence with this guy, most of the time I really like him, sometimes I dont, but I could listen to his lovely accent all day and he beats this next guy by about a million miles.

Chikeze: Just so you know, we have fast forwarded every one of his performances. As soon as the slow beats start, we just hit the FF button till the judges do their stuff. He can go too.
David Hernandez: I was bored to tears, but the judges like it so maybe you will stick around for a while, though will they kick him off due to his stripping scandal? We love a good scandal. Does this too, make us bad people?

And Finally
Jason Castro: The dreads I don't love, and Travis is convinced that you look like a woman, but I dig your voice. Womanly or not.


Curiously, who is your favorite? Least favorite? I want to hear.

11 comments:

laci said...

Haha. We are the same mind I've decided. Ditto! Danny Noriega freaks me out, yet I laugh at the same time. Chikezie lkdjglsdj, however you spell it...FAST FORWARD. Luke should have left the first week, and well, I do have a soft spot for Jason. :) I really like David Cook, but I agree hair is scary. (I even said to Nate...it's too bad he can't come to grips with getting bald) And lastly...David H. bugs me lots. :) And yes, we like to pretend we're judges too, or at least guess at what they'll say. haha

Justin & Ashlee said...

I am sooo glad we are not the only American Idol freaks. I was so glad to find out we can watch it on youtube.com. But seriously you spoke the words out of my mind. I really like David A, especially that he is from UTAH! And my least favorite is Danny but for some weird reason I like to watch to see how gay he can really be. He seriously is TMTH! :) I don't think you guys are bad people, I would love to see what you fine judges have to say about the girls tonight!

Jami said...

Yo, Yo, Yo, Dog! Paul and I are also huge fans and look forward to it each night. The things that you said about each person is so true and just last night I was totally making fun of David's hair I hate looking at him but great voice. I want to puke just watching Danny he definitely needs to go and pursue becoming a woman. We always know what Paula will say but try to guess about Simon. I haven't decided who I want yet.

Michelle said...

Ok, Im an Amercian Idol Freak.
Love It.
Danny and Jason are going home. I fast forward through all their performances. Funny thing Rheagen likes David(looks like a girl), I think because he acts like a teenage girl.

Heidi Kjar said...

Jason Castro- I love his style- kind of folkish.
David Archuletta- you said it perfect....cute, dorky and an amazing voice. I LOVE American Idol! My all time favorite show, I'm glad you posted this post!
Now do a girl American Idol post!! American Idol all the way!

mortonfam said...

Jason, please stay. Don't ever pull out a dreadlock again... gross.

Trisha said...

I am so glad that you are an Idol fan. Jon and I stay up late to watch it each week. Our treat is ice cream though...

Anyway, I really like David Cook, so I hope he stays. I like that he is different and actually knows music...you know, does more than just sing. Gotta love David A. I totally got teary when he sang imagine!

My vote is that Luke and Danny go.

Melissa Hernandez said...

I'm so glad that someone has finally made an American Idol Post. Dito dito dito on every single person, you are right on. Did you notice dred lock boy blew something out of his nose while he was singing last night, I couldn't stop laughing, he totally grosses me out. As far as the David Hernandez scandal, love it, I can't wait to see if they will kick him off or not. Archuletta is the cutest thing, I just want to squish his cute little cheeks. Jitterbug boy needs to go home. TMTH boy makes me laugh, but I think I am already getting sick of him. Off I go, I have TVO'd American Idol, so I have to go watch the girls....which girls do you like? I think they are slim pickin's this year. Okay that was a long comment, sorry I took up all your blog space.

Dustin & Ashley said...

Lol- you are so funny! I love David A- I could listen to him all day- his looks and his personality and his voice are just friggn brilliant! He is my favorite out of this whole thing this year! Seriously I dont know what I watched before American Idol- im glad im not alone!!

Shelly and her boys said...

This was a great post you hit them all right on the nose. The whole time I was watching tonight I couldn't help but wonder what you were saying. Carly is really good and Kady needs to go! We are total American Idol freaks. Did you know Justin and I went to D.C. a few years ago and Justin tried out. You would have loved the try-outs, so comical.

Amy Johnson said...

Ok....I am with all of you on David A. His voice is brilliant! And he is so stinking cute! I am actually a fan of David Hernandez! I have not heard the scandal yet! I don't care much for his cocky personality, but I think he also has an amazing voice. And I must be the only fan of Danny! He cracks me up with his little attitude, but I do think maybe he should be performing on Wed's?? :) And all of you that want Jason to go home....boo to you! I love him and think he is fabulous! Hate the dreads, but I love his style! I totally hate David Cook! He is just so fake! And Luke....Oh poor Luke! If he weren't so lame he might be cute (kind of the Orlando Bloom thing), but he definatly belongs on a cruise ship!